The rubber has hit the road over here, folks. George got a cold, followed by roseola, and Helen got the cold hand-me-down when he was finished with it. Both of them were sleeping terribly. George did not nap at all for two days and was just a little bear from the sleep deprivation.
Then we had yesterday. It started off well with a trip to church for bible study. We got home right at George's lunchtime, but Helen decided she was hungry too, and then they double teamed me by pooping at exactly the same moment. Tears from both of them. I'm running around with a sippy cup in one hand, wipes in the other, and a clean outfit for the baby in the other. Finally everyone is fed and clean, and both are tired, but neither one seems to think they can fall asleep without being personally held and walked around by mommy. I try this funny little dance for a while where I hold one til the other one is completely outraged and then switch. It goes nowhere.
In the end I find a way to hold each in one arm and patting them on the back with the opposite arm, while sitting on the couch (can you picture this?). Hooray, they fall asleep! Yikes, now what do I do?? I seriously contemplate sitting on the couch for a couple of hours until I realize that (a) I haven't had lunch and (b) I have to pee! So I use all my best mommy skills to geeeently ease Helen on to the couch, resettle George, then geeeently ease him into his crib a bit later.
Crisis averted, and nap strike ended! Management 1, labor zip.